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I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins
I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins
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Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
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This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins
This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins
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When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
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I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins
I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins
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Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
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WHY IS THE BLOODY MARY THE ONLY DRINK THAT'S SERVED WITH A FOOD GARNISH? I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TACO ON MY MARGARITA. Cocktail Napkins
WHY IS THE BLOODY MARY THE ONLY DRINK THAT'S SERVED WITH A FOOD GARNISH? I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TACO ON MY MARGARITA. Cocktail Napkins
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I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins
I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins
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They should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people. Cocktail Napkins
They should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people. Cocktail Napkins
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I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."
I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Cocktail Napkins
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Cocktail Napkins
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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver. Cocktail Napkins
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver. Cocktail Napkins
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My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
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Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
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If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
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Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
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Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
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Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
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Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
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My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins
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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
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I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
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