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Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
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Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
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Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
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Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
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When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
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My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
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Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
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Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins
Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins
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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
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Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
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Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
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I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
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This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
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