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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$13.00

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.

$13.00

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.

$13.00

Canvas zipper pouch printed with "The adult version of 'Head, shoulders, knees and toes' is 'Wallet, glasses, keys, and phone.'" in black text.

The Adult Version of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes | Zipper Pouch

$11.00

A collection of white cocktail napkins with black text, stating 'Part of me says, I should stop drinking like this.' but the other part of me says, 'Don't listen to her, she's drunk.

Don't Listen to Her, She's Drunk | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend."

How to Turn Water Into Wine? Asking for a Friend | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

Canvas makeup bag printed with "I'd rather arrive late than ugly" in black text.

I'd Rather Arrive Late Than Ugly | Makeup Bag

$11.00

part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk

$13.00

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.

$13.00

they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people

$13.00

Canvas zipper pouch printed with "I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once" in black text.

Stuck Between Save Money and "You Only Live Once" | Zipper Pouch

$11.00

Canvas zipper pouch printed with "I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever" in black text.

I Put It in a "Safe Place" and Lost It Forever | Zipper Pouch

$11.00

stove for display only kitchen tea towel

$13.00

A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkin printed in black with "Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning."

I Drink Like I Don't Have Work in the Morning | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending You up? texts at 2:30 in the afternoon."

Mimosas Are Nothing but Trouble | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends."

When I Saw You Drinking Wine, I Knew We'd Be Friends | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"

$13.00

A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do."

My Body Asked for Water, I Gave It Wine | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

Stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkin printed in black with "Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd."

Wined and Dined? I'd Rather Be Margarita'd and Queso'd | Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

Canvas zipper pouch printed with "I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch" in black text.

Used to Be Cool, Now a Tiny Person's Snack Bitch | Zipper Pouch

$11.00

Canvas makeup bag printed with "What did people do before chapstick? Just die?" in black text.

What Did People Do Before Chapstick? Just Die? | Makeup Bag

$11.00

Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.

$13.00

are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly

$13.00

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