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God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up.
God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up.
$7.50
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync
Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync
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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos
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me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth
me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth
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I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me.
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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is Swedish dishcloth
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is Swedish dishcloth
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Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Then I remember that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, and I know I'm doing my part
Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Then I remember that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, and I know I'm doing my part
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If you had to pick between drinking margaritas every day, or being skinny for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Frozen, or on the rocks?
If you had to pick between drinking margaritas every day, or being skinny for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Frozen, or on the rocks?
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When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over.
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over.
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I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride
I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride
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Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes.
Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes.
$7.50
The dishes are looking at me dirty again.
The dishes are looking at me dirty again.
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Is there anything worse than thinking you're done with the dishes, then to turn around and see those pots on the stove? No, the answer is no.
Is there anything worse than thinking you're done with the dishes, then to turn around and see those pots on the stove? No, the answer is no.
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When people say they want to drink with me, oh so you want to get drunk drunk. Swedish dishcloth
When people say they want to drink with me, oh so you want to get drunk drunk. Swedish dishcloth
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Welcome to our home. Please leave by 9PM.
Welcome to our home. Please leave by 9PM.
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Mom pro tip #27, If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old enough to make it yourself.
Mom pro tip #27, If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old enough to make it yourself.
$7.50