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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
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they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people
they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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stove for display only kitchen tea towel
stove for display only kitchen tea towel
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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
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Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
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I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
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so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
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coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
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