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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

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Those of you quarantined without kids, how is it? Are there naps? Can you just do what you want all day? Talk dirty to me.

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Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.

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Go home, 2020. You're drunk.

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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?

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Mean girls been social distancing since 2004, you can't sit with us

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So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.

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Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend.

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Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life

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I'm just gonna go lay on an empty Costco shelf in case anyone is looking for a snack.

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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me

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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four

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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.

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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly

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Aww, snap.

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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.

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Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.

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but did you die

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cat butts

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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.

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coffee and wine are like my life coaches

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coffee before talkie

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