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Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.

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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?

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Mean girls been social distancing since 2004, you can't sit with us

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So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.

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Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life

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I'm just gonna go lay on an empty Costco shelf in case anyone is looking for a snack.

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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me

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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four

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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.

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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly

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Aww, snap.

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Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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cat butts

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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.

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coffee before talkie

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dashing through merlot

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Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?

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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?

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dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.

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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac

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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie

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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.

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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"

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Gangster wrapper

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