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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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stove for display only
stove for display only
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
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Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
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Aww, snap.
Aww, snap.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
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but did you die
but did you die
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cat butts
cat butts
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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
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coffee before talkie
coffee before talkie
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