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The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
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She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
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The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: You have to make salad in a bigger bowl than you think.
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I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills
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I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel
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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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stove for display only
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
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Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
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Aww, snap.
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