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I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren, is that they take their feet off our necks.
I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren, is that they take their feet off our necks.
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Notorious RBG
Notorious RBG
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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
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Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life
Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life
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Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
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Go home, 2020. You're drunk.
Go home, 2020. You're drunk.
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Those of you quarantined without kids, how is it? Are there naps? Can you just do what you want all day? Talk dirty to me.
Those of you quarantined without kids, how is it? Are there naps? Can you just do what you want all day? Talk dirty to me.
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Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend.
Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend.
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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
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So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.
So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.
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Mean girls been social distancing since 2004, you can't sit with us
Mean girls been social distancing since 2004, you can't sit with us
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I'm just gonna go lay on an empty Costco shelf in case anyone is looking for a snack.
I'm just gonna go lay on an empty Costco shelf in case anyone is looking for a snack.
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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
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Aww, snap.
Aww, snap.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
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but did you die
but did you die
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cat butts
cat butts
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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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