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I'm just going to wear what I want this summer and if you think I look chubby, well so do I.
I'm just going to wear what I want this summer and if you think I look chubby, well so do I.
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Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
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me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
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I said you were the good kind of fat!
I said you were the good kind of fat!
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part of my says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
part of my says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
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eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
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Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
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I need to social distance from the kitchen. I tested positive for a big ass.
I need to social distance from the kitchen. I tested positive for a big ass.
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I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
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So when this is all over.. Should I go to AA or weight watchers first?
So when this is all over.. Should I go to AA or weight watchers first?
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I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren, is that they take their feet off our necks.
I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren, is that they take their feet off our necks.
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Notorious RBG
Notorious RBG
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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend.
Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend.
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