Funny Tea Towels & Zipper Pouches & coasters & Swedish dishcloths

natural tea towels

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When I said I was cleaning, I meant that I was polishing off a bottle of wine natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Wouldn't it be wild if you were murdered and some girl skips your Dateline episode because it's boring? natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Live. Laugh. Loaf. natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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The day I can shout, "Where's my phone?" and it replies, "Down here in the couch!" Then I'll believe it actually is smart natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to GTFO of my way. natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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My toxic trait is seeing if food that I already know hurts my stomach will hurt my stomach again this time. natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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I just remembered the sheets and duvet cover are still in the washer. At this point, I might as well just rent a hotel room for the night rather than deal with all of that. natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Chef was cute. Would eat here again. Five stars natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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waffle towels

Shop doggies | double sided waffle towels

$18.95

Boho mushrooms and insects | two sided waffle tea towels

$18.95

Watercolor lemons | two sided waffle weave microfiber towels

$18.95

Neutral books | double sided waffle kitchen tea towels

$18.95

Flora and Fungi | two sided waffle towels

$18.95

Yellow and Coral Allium | two sided microfiber tea towels

$18.95

Black and White Anenomes | two sided microfiber tea towels

$18.95

Retro rainbow blue and orange | double-sided waffle towels

$18.95

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cocktail napkins

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Blue cheese stuffed olives are my love language. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

$9.00

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I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

$9.00

I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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puzzles

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It's not hoarding if it's books 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$23.95

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$23.95

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I fully intend to read all the books I've purchased, and I'm on track to do so by my 632nd birthday | 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$23.95

The adult version of head, shoulders, knees, and toes, is the wallet, glasses, keys, and phone - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$23.95

Love it when my pet sighs - furry little freeloader. 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$23.95

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart | 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$23.95

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sticky notes

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We should normalize booing in the workplace. Or boozing, either one. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.00

Well, well, well. If it isn't the bridge I said l'd cross when I came to it.| 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.00

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Worrying about things beyond my control is where I really shine. | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.00

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I wasn't made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.00

I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.00

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If you're running late, you might as well stop and get a little snacky snack, because you're already late and you might as well be happy. | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.00

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onesies

This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie

$22.00

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I'm told I like hockey onesie

$22.00

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I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie

$22.00

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Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie

$22.00

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I'm always getting picked up by the ladies onesie

$22.00

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Put it on my dad's tab onesie

$22.00

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Tiny tailgater onesie

$22.00

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Feeling cute. Might poop later. onesie

$22.00

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magnetic list pads

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I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life. | list pad

$6.50

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I love it when my brain is like, "You forgot something," but then refuses to elaborate. 50 sheet list pad with magnetic back

$6.50

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I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and excercise" scams. 50 sheet list pad with magnetic back

$6.50

There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad

$6.50

I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad

$6.50

I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad

$6.50

I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad

$6.50

Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad

$6.50

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stickers

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Have you been offered a pill disguised as cheese? You may be entitled to compensation. Attorneys at Paw die cut sticker

$3.75

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Cute hand drawn Sticker with text 'People I've beat at Mahjong' and a long list of names wrapped around a mahjong set.

People I've beat at Mahjong die cut sticker

$3.75

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cute drawing of a dog wearing a police hat with humorous text on a white background that says 'do regular dogs see police dogs and think, oh shit it's the cops?'

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "oh shit, it's the cops!"? die cut sticker

$3.75

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Funny hand drawn sticker of Two cats at a table with a teapot, one saying 'I like your personality.' and the other responding 'Thanks, it's a disorder.'

I like your personality. Thanks, it's a disorder. die cut sticker die cut sticker

$3.75

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funny stickers with sayings on them about travel and planes

Why are plane tickets so expensive? Like, you're literally already going there. Can't you just give me a ride? die cut sticker

$3.75

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Sticker of a dog reading a book titled 'How to Misbehave and Still Get Chicken' on a white background.

How to misbehave and still get chicken die cut sticker

$3.75

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Sticker of a store front with a striped awning and 'LOCAL. EVERYTHING, ALWAYS.' text.

Local Everything, always. die cut sticker

$3.75

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sweet hand drawn Sticker with a chef, wine glass, and text 'You cook, I'll drink the wine' on a white background.

You cook, I'll drink the wine. die cut sticker

$3.75

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zipper pouches

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I hope my dog's biological mom knows how loved he is. zipper pouch

$11.00

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The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch

$11.00

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Teacher hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Best of luck. zipper pouch

$11.00

Accidentally opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality. zipper pouch

$11.00

I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch

$11.00

I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch

$11.00

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I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch

$11.00

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My Bestie: Let's go eat. Me: First off, I'm broke. Second, let's go. zipper pouch

$11.00

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Swedish Dishcloths

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Is there anything worse than thinking you're done with the dishes, then to turn around and see those pots on the stove? No, the answer is no. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

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everyday bags

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to retire. everyday bag

$16.95

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I'm totally weirded out by homes with no pets. Like, where is your creature? everyday bag

$16.95

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Airports should have two lines. People who have literally never been to the airport before, and everyone else. everyday bag

$16.95

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The lunch that I brought is no longer the lunch that I want: A memoir. everyday bag

$16.95

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I'm not boujee or anything, but if you say, "The hotel doesn't matter, we're just sleeping there." We are never traveling together. Like, never. everyday bag

$16.95

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I'm not saying that I'm the glue that holds the family together, but I am the only one who knows where the glue is. everyday bag

$16.95

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white tea towels

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White I accidentally knocked over a plant in my kitchen, but my cat saw me do it so I had to spray myself with water to show that the law applies to everyone. kitchen tea towel with hanger

$14.00

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White The answer might not be at the bottom of a wine glass, but shouldn't we at least check? kitchen tea towel with hanger

$14.00

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White I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. kitchen tea towel with hanger

$14.00

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

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White I hate it when people are around when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, can I get some privacy here? kitchen tea towel with hanger

$14.00

Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people -white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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candles

Pareting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Adulthood is saying "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

They should put more wine in a bottle. So there's enough for two people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

It's not hoarding if it's books 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

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individual cork coasters

I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster

$5.00

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster

$5.00

If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster

$5.00

feed me, or no one sleeps Cork Coaster

$5.00

Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly.

$5.00

Screw your recommended serving size. you don't know me Cork Coaster

$5.00

What is the point of a wine stopper anyway? Funny Cork Coaster

$5.00

When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off a bottle of wine funny Cork Coaster

$5.00

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graphic tees

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Local tee shirt | love local life | printed tee | 6 colors

$29.00

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Small town girl t shirt | local shirt | unisex | 6 colors

$29.00

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Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. | graphic tshirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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Let them tee | graphic screen printed tshirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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Yesterday I quit drinking But today we celebrate my comeback

$29.00

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It's not hoarding if it's books | graphic tshirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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state girl tees

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Alabama girl graphic tee | state pride t shirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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Alaska girl graphic tee | state pride t shirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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Arizona girl graphic tee | state pride tee shirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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Arkansas girl graphic tee | state pride tshirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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California girl graphic tee | state pride t shirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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Colorado girl graphic tee | state pride t shirt | 6 colors

$29.00

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state girl sweatshirts

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Storm sweatshirt with 'Alabama girl' printed in cream ink.

Alabama girl graphic sweatshirt | state pride | 6 colors

$54.00

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Cream sweatshirt with 'Alaska state girl' text printed in gray ink.

Alaska girl graphic sweatshirt | state pride | 6 colors

$54.00

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Heather olive sweatshirt with 'Arizona state girl' text printed in cream ink.

Arizona girl graphic sweatshirt | state pride | 6 colors

$54.00

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Heather black sweatshirt with 'Arkansas state girl' text printed in cream ink.

Arkansas girl graphic sweatshirt | state pride | 6 colors

$54.00

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Dusty rose sweatshirt with 'California state girl' text printed in cream ink.

California girl graphic sweatshirt | state pride | 6 colors

$54.00

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Heather gray sweatshirt with 'Colorado girl' text printed in black ink.

Colorado girl graphic sweatshirt | state pride | 6 colors

$54.00

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natural tea towels

waffle towels

cocktail napkins

puzzles

sticky notes

onesies

magnetic list pads

stickers

zipper pouches

Swedish Dishcloths

everyday bags

white tea towels

candles

individual cork coasters

graphic tees

state girl tees

state girl sweatshirts