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cork coasters
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tea towels
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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stove for display only
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
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zipper pouches
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
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I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch
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I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
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hello gorgeous zipper pouch
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What did people do before chapstick? Just die? zipper pouch
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I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch
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The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes," is "Wallet, glasses, keys and phone." zipper pouch
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look at me getting all married and shit zipper pouch
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Swedish Dishcloths
Am I supposed to wear my fanny pack over my gut, or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.
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me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth
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I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me.
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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.
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Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync
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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos
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God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up.
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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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stemless wine glasses
drink your wine we have crafts to do
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should we drink wine tonight? A) yes B) A C) B
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they should put more wine in a bottle, so there's enough for two people.
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when I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends
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cork coasters
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school.
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I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive
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every pizza is a personal pizza if you just try hard and believe in yourself
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screw your recommended serving size. you don't know me.
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Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly.
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what is the point of a wine stopper anyway?
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drinks on me.
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notebooks
"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling." Margaret Lee Runbeck kraft notebook
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Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die kraft notebook
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After I drop the kids off at school, I go from #momlife to #thuglife in about 6 seconds flat.
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All of my plants are dead. The good news is, the kids are still alive.
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Humans are my side bitch. Solitude is my main bitch.
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I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks. RBG notebook
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I don't mind the calories from alcohol, but when it comes to food I'm like, "Is it worth it? Can I work it?
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I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up.
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