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cork coasters
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The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
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She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
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The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: You have to make salad in a bigger bowl than you think.
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I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills
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zipper pouches
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa zipper pouch
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I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch
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From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
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Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
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I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch
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The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
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I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
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hello gorgeous zipper pouch
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Swedish Dishcloths
Am I supposed to wear my fanny pack over my gut, or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.
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me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth
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I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me.
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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.
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Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync
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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos
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God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up.
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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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stemless wine glasses
drink your wine we have crafts to do
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they should put more wine in a bottle, so there's enough for two people.
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should we drink wine tonight? A) yes B) A C) B
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when I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends
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cork coasters
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school.
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I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive
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every pizza is a personal pizza if you just try hard and believe in yourself
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screw your recommended serving size. you don't know me.
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Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly.
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drinks on me.
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what is the point of a wine stopper anyway?
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notebooks
"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling." Margaret Lee Runbeck kraft notebook
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Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die kraft notebook
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After I drop the kids off at school, I go from #momlife to #thuglife in about 6 seconds flat.
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All of my plants are dead. The good news is, the kids are still alive.
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Humans are my side bitch. Solitude is my main bitch.
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I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks. RBG notebook
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I don't mind the calories from alcohol, but when it comes to food I'm like, "Is it worth it? Can I work it?
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I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up.
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