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tea towels

first rule of 2021, never talk about 2020

$12.00

me too salsa, me too

$12.00

Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell

$12.00

I said you were the good kind of fat!

$12.00

part of my says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk

$12.00

eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet

$12.00

peace out 2020, don't let the door hit you in the butt

$12.00

Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?

$12.00

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face masks

Eww, covid. two-ply face mask

$5.50

Will remove for alcohol two-ply face mask

$5.50

I dissent two-ply face mask

$5.50

It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine two-ply face mask

$5.50

#maskup. But if you wear a mask in the car by yourself, we can't be friends. two-ply face mask

$5.50

kindness is contagious too two-ply face mask

$5.50

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zipper pouches

I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch

$10.00

I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch

$10.00

I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch

$10.00

look at me getting all married and shit zipper pouch

$10.00

Notorious RBG zipper pouch

$10.00

I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch

$10.00

Hand Sanitizers

ripping your mask off in the car is the new taking your bra off when you get home

$2.50

my hands are consuming more alcohol than my mouth. totally did not see that coming.

$2.50

friends like you are harder to find than hand sanitizer

$2.50

not the alcohol you were hoping for, but cheers anyway

$2.50

Swedish Dishcloths

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over.

$7.50

Welcome to our home. Please leave by 9PM.

$7.50

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$7.50

Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync

$7.50

tote bags

and so the adventure begins tote bag

$18.00

crap trap tote bag

$18.00

emotional baggage, established in my 20s tote bag

$18.00

this bag is designer tote bag

$18.00

life without plastic is oh so fantastic tote bag

$18.00

my life is in this bag tote bag

$18.00

stemless wine glasses

drink your wine we have crafts to do

$12.00

should we drink wine tonight? A) yes B) A C) B

$12.00

wine doesn't have the calorie count on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

$12.00

I hate it when people make my cocktail. You don't know how much booze I like, or how much mixer I take. You don't know my life. You don't know what I've been through.

$12.00

I only drink on days that start with T. Tuesday, Thursday, Thaturday, Thunday

$12.00

some like to pair wine with food. I like to pair it with another bottle of wine.

$12.00

I finally found my sleep number. It's six. Six glasses of wine.

$12.00

cork coasters

If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school.

$5.00

screw your recommended serving size. you don't know me.

$5.00

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

$5.00

I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive

$5.00

every pizza is a personal pizza if you just try hard and believe in yourself

$5.00

what is the point of a wine stopper anyway?

$5.00

drinks on me.

$5.00

Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly.

$5.00

notebooks

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

$9.00

Notorious RBG

$9.00

Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and one hand that's like, "I don't even know how to hold a pencil."

$9.00

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.

$9.00

I was like "Whatever, bitches." And the bitches whatevered.

$9.00

Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat.

$9.00

I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up.

$9.00

I've been single for awhile now, and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one.

$9.00

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tea towels

face masks

zipper pouches

Hand Sanitizers

Swedish Dishcloths

tote bags

stemless wine glasses

cork coasters

notebooks

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