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tea towels

I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren, is that they take their feet off our necks.

$12.00

Notorious RBG

$12.00

It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

$12.00

Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life

$12.00

Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.

$12.00

Go home, 2020. You're drunk.

$12.00

Those of you quarantined without kids, how is it? Are there naps? Can you just do what you want all day? Talk dirty to me.

$12.00

Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend.

$12.00

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face masks

It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine two-ply face mask

$12.50

I swear I'm not here to rob you two-ply face mask

$12.50

Kitty whiskers two-ply face mask

$12.50

kindness is contagious too two-ply face mask

$12.50

If you can read this you're too close two-ply face mask

$12.50

Will remove for alcohol two-ply face mask

$12.50

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zipper pouches

2020 emergency kit zipper pouch

$10.00

shit just got real zipper pouch

$10.00

Wash your hands ya filthy animal zipper pouch

$10.00

A woman is only helpless when her nail polish is drying zipper pouch

$10.00

baby crap, I used to be fun zipper pouch

$10.00

be a nice human zipper pouch

$10.00

Hand Sanitizers

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Swedish Dishcloths

Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync

$7.50

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$7.50

If you had to pick between drinking margaritas every day, or being skinny for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Frozen, or on the rocks?

$7.50

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over.

$7.50

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