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tea towels
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
$13.00
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
$13.00
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
$13.00
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
$13.00
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zipper pouches
I accidentally used my mom's fabric scissors and now the cops are here zipper pouch
$11.00
You have to be cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear zipper pouch
$11.00
I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch
$11.00
The one where we forgot who was serving pickleball zipper pouch
$11.00
The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch
$11.00
I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch
$11.00
I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
Whoever has my voodoo doll can you please take some of the stuffing out of the stomach part zipper pouch
$11.00
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Swedish Dishcloths
My kid: "What's that?" Me holding a chocolate milkshake: "It's spicy, you wouldn't like it." Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I'm terrible at measuring uncooked pasta. So if you and 62 of your closest friends want to come over, dinner's ready Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into" Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
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stemless wine glasses
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Drink your wine we have crafts to do wine glass
$12.00
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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver wine glass
$12.00
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when I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends wine glass
$12.00
Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." wine glass
$12.00
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cork coasters
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
$5.00
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Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text after a ladies night out that says, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!" Cork Coaster
$5.00
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver. Cork Coaster
$5.00
My body just asked for water and I gave it beer instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cork Coaster
$5.00
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends. Cork Coaster
$5.00
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster
$5.00
I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster
$5.00
When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off a bottle of wine funny Cork Coaster
$5.00
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notebooks
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think… I should have them do some stuff for me kraft notebook
$9.00
"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling." Margaret Lee Runbeck kraft notebook
$9.00
I thought I liked coffee. Turns out I like creamer. kraft notebook
$9.00
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die kraft notebook
$9.00
After I drop the kids off at school, I go from #momlife to #thuglife in about 6 seconds flat. kraft notebook
$9.00
I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who falls over kraft notebook
$9.00
I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up. kraft notebook
$9.00
I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day kraft notebook
$9.00
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