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cork coasters
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funny tea towels
love my state tea towels
tote bags
Swedish dishcloths
zipper pouches
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tea towels
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
$12.00
Wine is my Valentine
$12.00
I'm just going to wear what I want this summer and if you think I look chubby, well so do I.
$12.00
Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
$12.00
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
$12.00
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
$12.00
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
$12.00
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
$12.00
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face masks
Eww, covid. two-ply face mask
$5.50
Will remove for alcohol two-ply face mask
$5.50
I dissent two-ply face mask
$5.50
It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine two-ply face mask
$5.50
#maskup. But if you wear a mask in the car by yourself, we can't be friends. two-ply face mask
$5.50
kindness is contagious too two-ply face mask
$5.50
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zipper pouches
You're like really pretty zipper pouch
$10.00
I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch
$10.00
I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch
$10.00
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
$10.00
look at me getting all married and shit zipper pouch
$10.00
High maintenance zipper pouch
$10.00
Hand Sanitizers
my hands are consuming more alcohol than my mouth. totally did not see that coming.
$2.50
ripping your mask off in the car is the new taking your bra off when you get home
$2.50
friends like you are harder to find than hand sanitizer
$2.50
not the alcohol you were hoping for, but cheers anyway
$2.50
Swedish Dishcloths
God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up.
$7.50
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
$7.50
Don't leave the dishes 'Nsync
$7.50
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over.
$7.50
tote bags
and so the adventure begins tote bag
$18.00
notorious RBG tote bag
$18.00
emotional baggage, established in my 20s tote bag
$18.00
crap trap tote bag
$18.00
life without plastic is oh so fantastic tote bag
$18.00
my life is in this bag tote bag
$18.00
stemless wine glasses
when I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends
$12.00
they should put more wine in a bottle, so there's enough for two people.
$12.00
I hate it when people make my cocktail. You don't know how much booze I like, or how much mixer I take. You don't know my life. You don't know what I've been through.
$12.00
I finally found my sleep number. It's six. Six glasses of wine.
$12.00
cork coasters
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
$5.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school.
$5.00
I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive
$5.00
every pizza is a personal pizza if you just try hard and believe in yourself
$5.00
screw your recommended serving size. you don't know me.
$5.00
drinks on me.
$5.00
Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly.
$5.00
what is the point of a wine stopper anyway?
$5.00
notebooks
Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and one hand that's like, "I don't even know how to hold a pencil."
$9.00
When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison
$9.00
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.
$9.00
I was like "Whatever, bitches." And the bitches whatevered.
$9.00
I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up.
$9.00
Notorious RBG
$9.00
I've been single for awhile now, and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one.
$9.00
I don't mind the calories from alcohol, but when it comes to food I'm like, "Is it worth it? Can I work it?
$9.00
