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Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
$13.00
The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
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I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
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No one is more full of shit than the mom who says maybe. kitchen tea towel
No one is more full of shit than the mom who says maybe. kitchen tea towel
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Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend kitchen towel
Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend kitchen towel
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time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
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kinda classy. kinda hood.
kinda classy. kinda hood.
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eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
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Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
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I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills
I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills
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Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
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I said you were the good kind of fat!
I said you were the good kind of fat!
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Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
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I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud natural tea towel
I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud natural tea towel
$13.00
coffee before talkie
coffee before talkie
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I still cook my Turkey the old-fashioned way. I let my mom do it.
I still cook my Turkey the old-fashioned way. I let my mom do it.
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Why don't they make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory kitchen tea towel
Why don't they make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory kitchen tea towel
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Never trust anyone who can spell gonorrhea right on the first try.
Never trust anyone who can spell gonorrhea right on the first try.
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dashing through merlot kitchen tea towel
dashing through merlot kitchen tea towel
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yay! butter!
yay! butter!
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Na'mastay in bed
Na'mastay in bed
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It's hard to shop for my mom for Christmas when she already has me kitchen tea towel
It's hard to shop for my mom for Christmas when she already has me kitchen tea towel
$13.00
guacamole is my safe word
guacamole is my safe word
$13.00