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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
$13.00
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
$11.00
When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
$13.00
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
$13.00
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
$13.00
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
$13.00
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
$13.00
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
$13.00
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
$13.00
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
$11.00
There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad
There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad
$6.50
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
$13.00
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth
Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
$13.00
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I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
$11.00
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
$13.00
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
$13.00
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
$22.00