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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
$13.00
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
$13.00
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
$11.00
After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
$13.00
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
$13.00
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
$13.00
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
$13.00
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
$5.50
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
$13.00
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
$22.00
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I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie
This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie
$22.00
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
$13.00
I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie
I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie
$22.00
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
$13.00
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
$11.00
There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad
There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad
$6.50
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
$13.00
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
$13.00
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
$13.00
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
$11.00