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Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
$6.50
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
$13.00
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
$13.00
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
Self discipline is tough because I'm the boss of me and that lady runs a real loose ship 100 sheet sticky note pad
Self discipline is tough because I'm the boss of me and that lady runs a real loose ship 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.00
How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad
How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.00
Groceries & shit wine list pad
Groceries & shit wine list pad
$6.50
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
$13.00
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
$13.00
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
$11.00
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
$13.00
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
$13.00
I'm super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.00
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
$13.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
$5.50
Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today list pad
Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today list pad
$6.50
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
$13.00
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
$13.00
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 100 sheet sticky note pad
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.00
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
$13.00
We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad
We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.00
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
$13.00