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If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad
If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
$13.00
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
$11.00
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
$13.00
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
$13.00
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
$6.50
Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Groceries & shit wine list pad
Groceries & shit wine list pad
$6.50
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
$13.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
$5.50
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
$13.00
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
$6.50
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
$13.00
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
$13.00
How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad
How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins
I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
$13.00
me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
$13.00
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
$13.00
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
$5.50
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
$13.00