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I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
$6.50
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
$6.50
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
$13.00
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
$13.00
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad
How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.50
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
$13.00
Groceries & shit wine list pad
Groceries & shit wine list pad
$6.50
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
$11.00
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
$13.00
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
$13.00
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
$13.00
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
$13.00
I'm super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.50
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
$6.50
We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad
We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.50
I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie
I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie
$22.00
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
$13.00
Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today list pad
Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today list pad
$6.50
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
$13.00
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
$13.00
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 100 sheet sticky note pad
I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.50
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
$7.90