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Not only do I dance like no one's watching, but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning 100 sheet sticky note pad
Not only do I dance like no one's watching, but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day. Me: Ok, how many at night? list pad
Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day. Me: Ok, how many at night? list pad
$6.50
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster
$5.00
What happens at Grandma's stays at grandma's funny onesie
What happens at Grandma's stays at grandma's funny onesie
$22.00
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
$13.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
$5.00
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
$13.00
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an instagram filter zipper pouch
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an instagram filter zipper pouch
$11.00
Self discipline is tough, because I'm the boss of me, and that lady runs a real loose ship list pad
Self discipline is tough, because I'm the boss of me, and that lady runs a real loose ship list pad
$6.50
This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
$5.50
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
$13.00
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
$13.00
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
$13.00
Boozy Cork Coaster Set
Boozy Cork Coaster Set
$20.00
A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes Swedish dishcloth
A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
$13.00
In dog beers, I've only had one.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
$13.00
Nobody puts baby in a corner funny onesie
Nobody puts baby in a corner funny onesie
$22.00
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I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
feed me, or no one sleeps Cork Coaster
feed me, or no one sleeps Cork Coaster
$5.00
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is Swedish dishcloth
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
$13.00
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
$13.00
I've been single for awhile now, and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one. kraft notebook
I've been single for awhile now, and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one. kraft notebook
$5.00