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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
$5.00
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
$13.00
I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."
I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."
$5.50
Not only do I dance like no one's watching, but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning 100 sheet sticky note pad
Not only do I dance like no one's watching, but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day. Me: Ok, how many at night? list pad
Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day. Me: Ok, how many at night? list pad
$6.50
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Sometimes I just want to text my boss and say sorry I can't come in today my mom said no. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Sometimes I just want to text my boss and say sorry I can't come in today my mom said no. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an instagram filter zipper pouch
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an instagram filter zipper pouch
$11.00
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
$13.00
Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad
Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad
$6.50
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
$13.00
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
$13.00
Self discipline is tough, because I'm the boss of me, and that lady runs a real loose ship list pad
Self discipline is tough, because I'm the boss of me, and that lady runs a real loose ship list pad
$6.50
A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes Swedish dishcloth
A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
$5.50
Nobody puts baby in a corner funny onesie
Nobody puts baby in a corner funny onesie
$22.00
Boozy Cork Coaster Set
Boozy Cork Coaster Set
$20.00
What happens at Grandma's stays at grandma's funny onesie
What happens at Grandma's stays at grandma's funny onesie
$22.00
In dog beers, I've only had one.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
$13.00
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
$13.00
welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
$13.00
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
$13.00
Every time the universe sends me a sign I'm like ok I think I'll wait for a signier sign 100 sheet sticky note pad
Every time the universe sends me a sign I'm like ok I think I'll wait for a signier sign 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95