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me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth
me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins
I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins
$6.50
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
$13.00
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
$6.50
Dog owners: I prepped for a month to adopt. Cat owners: I found him in the trash. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Dog owners: I prepped for a month to adopt. Cat owners: I found him in the trash. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$5.50
Today I am going to give it my some list pad
Today I am going to give it my some list pad
$6.50
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
$13.00
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
$13.00
High maintenance zipper pouch
High maintenance zipper pouch
$11.00
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
$13.00
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
$13.00
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
$13.00
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
$13.00
when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
$13.00
I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done? zipper pouch
I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done? zipper pouch
$11.00
saying, "and shit" after everything can make it sound gangster. For example: "I like to clip coupons and shit." zipper pouch
saying, "and shit" after everything can make it sound gangster. For example: "I like to clip coupons and shit." zipper pouch
$11.00
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad
Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad
$6.50
I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there zipper pouch
I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there zipper pouch
$11.00
first I drink the coffee, then I do the things zipper pouch
first I drink the coffee, then I do the things zipper pouch
$11.00
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
$13.00