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I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
$13.00
cat butts
cat butts
$13.00
Introverted, but willing to discuss cats. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Introverted, but willing to discuss cats. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
$13.00
Sometimes I write 'take a nap' on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done list pad
Sometimes I write 'take a nap' on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done list pad
$6.50
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
$13.00
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
$13.00
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
$13.00
I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there zipper pouch
I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there zipper pouch
$11.00
High maintenance zipper pouch
High maintenance zipper pouch
$11.00
Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and one hand that's like, "I don't even know how to hold a pencil." kraft notebook
Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and one hand that's like, "I don't even know how to hold a pencil." kraft notebook
$5.00
I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done? zipper pouch
I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done? zipper pouch
$11.00
My favorite colors are black, dark black, pitch black, pastel black, light black, and faded black - Everyday bag
My favorite colors are black, dark black, pitch black, pastel black, light black, and faded black - Everyday bag
$16.95
saying, "and shit" after everything can make it sound gangster. For example: "I like to clip coupons and shit." zipper pouch
saying, "and shit" after everything can make it sound gangster. For example: "I like to clip coupons and shit." zipper pouch
$11.00
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
$5.50
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
$13.00
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
$13.00
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
$13.00
Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it list pad
Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it list pad
$6.50
I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins
I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
$13.00
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Dog owners: I prepped for a month to adopt. Cat owners: I found him in the trash. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Dog owners: I prepped for a month to adopt. Cat owners: I found him in the trash. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95