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Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes. Swedish dishcloth
Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
$13.00
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
$13.00
first I drink the coffee, then I do the things zipper pouch
first I drink the coffee, then I do the things zipper pouch
$11.00
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
$13.00
Wine. Oh and food to go with wine list pad
Wine. Oh and food to go with wine list pad
$6.50
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
$13.00
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
$13.00
Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad
Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad
$6.50
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
$13.00
The one where we forgot who was serving pickleball zipper pouch
The one where we forgot who was serving pickleball zipper pouch
$11.00
A woman is only helpless when her nail polish is drying zipper pouch
A woman is only helpless when her nail polish is drying zipper pouch
$11.00
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
$13.00
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
$13.00
I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up. kraft notebook
I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up. kraft notebook
$5.00
Be the person your dog thinks you are
Be the person your dog thinks you are
$13.00
It's not hoarding if it's books. vinyl stickers
It's not hoarding if it's books. vinyl stickers
$3.75
God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up. Swedish dishcloth
God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
My favorite people are dogs vinyl sticker
My favorite people are dogs vinyl sticker
$3.75
Sometimes I just want to text my boss and say sorry I can't come in today my mom said no. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Sometimes I just want to text my boss and say sorry I can't come in today my mom said no. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster
I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster
$5.00
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
$13.00
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
$13.00