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What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word." - white kitchen tea towel
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word." - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka? - white kitchen tea towel
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka? - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
They don't know we know they know we know - white kitchen tea towel
They don't know we know they know we know - white kitchen tea towel
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Never trust anyone who can spell gonorrhea right on the first try - white kitchen tea towel
Never trust anyone who can spell gonorrhea right on the first try - white kitchen tea towel
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The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: You have to make salad in a bigger bowl than you think - white kitchen tea towel
The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: You have to make salad in a bigger bowl than you think - white kitchen tea towel
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce - white kitchen tea towel
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce - white kitchen tea towel
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What if a soy latte is just a regular latte introducing itself in Spanish? - white funny kitchen towel
What if a soy latte is just a regular latte introducing itself in Spanish? - white funny kitchen towel
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I just want some cheese and quiet - white funny kitchen towel
I just want some cheese and quiet - white funny kitchen towel
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Don't send texts when you're angry. Wait a little bit. Have a drink. Talk to your friends about it. Get yourself really wound up. Then send it. - white funny kitchen towel
Don't send texts when you're angry. Wait a little bit. Have a drink. Talk to your friends about it. Get yourself really wound up. Then send it. - white funny kitchen towel
$14.00
I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud - white kitchen tea towel
I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud - white kitchen tea towel
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I live in fear of the day my kid asks, "Where are all my other drawings?" - white kitchen tea towel
I live in fear of the day my kid asks, "Where are all my other drawings?" - white kitchen tea towel
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so how do you stop eating chips and salsa - white kitchen tea towel
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa - white kitchen tea towel
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whatever. I'll just date myself - white kitchen tea towel
whatever. I'll just date myself - white kitchen tea towel
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This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow - white kitchen tea towel
This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow - white kitchen tea towel
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Welcome to the shit show - white kitchen tea towel
Welcome to the shit show - white kitchen tea towel
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Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby - white kitchen tea towel
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby - white kitchen tea towel
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Coffee before talkie - white kitchen tea towel
Coffee before talkie - white kitchen tea towel
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Na'mastay in bed - white kitchen tea towel
Na'mastay in bed - white kitchen tea towel
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety. - white kitchen tea towel
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety. - white kitchen tea towel
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Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights? - white kitchen tea towel
Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights? - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss - white kitchen tea towel
Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss - white kitchen tea towel
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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?" - white kitchen tea towel
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?" - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
Pivot - white kitchen tea towel
Pivot - white kitchen tea towel
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I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel
I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00