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White towel with printed text 'I wonder if Diet Coke is thinking about me too.' printed in black ink.
White I wonder if Diet Coke is thinking about me too. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'I just do not know how to act around warm bread.' printed in black ink.
White I just do not know how to act around warm bread. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'I'm not saying that I'm the glue that holds the family together, but I am the only one who knows where the glue is.' printed in black ink.
White I'm not saying that I'm the glue that holds the family together, but I am the only one who knows where the glue is. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Call your mother' printed in black ink.
White Call your mother. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Principal: Hey, your child has been causing problems at school. Me: My child causes problems at home too, do I ever call you?.' printed in black ink.
White Principal: Hey, your child has been causing problems at school. Me: My child causes problems at home too, do I ever call you? kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Only a dog could go to a party, speak to no one, steal food, fall asleep, and still be the most popular guest.' printed in black ink.
White Only a dog could go to a party, speak to no one, steal food, fall asleep, and still be the most popular guest. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Studies show that if you drink eight glasses of water daily, your skin glows. But if you drink eight glasses of champagne, your personality glows. Choose wisely.' printed in black ink.
White Studies show that if you drink eight glasses of water daily, your skin glows. But if you drink eight glasses of champagne, your personality glows. Choose wisely. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Sorry that dinner will be late. The 'jump to recipe' button wasn't working and I'm still scrolling through Becca's deep and personal history with broccoli.' printed in black ink.
White Sorry that dinner will be late. The 'jump to recipe' button wasn't working and I'm still scrolling through Becca's deep and personal history with broccoli. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'As soon as someone invents 'Protein Prosecco', my fitness journey will really take off..' printed in black ink.
White As soon as someone invents 'Protein Prosecco', my fitness journey will really take off. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'I've faced more peer pressure to eat protein in adulthood than I ever did to take drugs as a teenager.' printed in black ink.
White I've faced more peer pressure to eat protein in adulthood than I ever did to take drugs as a teenager. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Gossiping with my husband is so annoying. What do you mean you don't have any more details and you didn't ask?' printed in black ink.
White Gossiping with my husband is so annoying. What do you mean you don't have any more details and you didn't ask? kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Not dishwasher safe. Me: You'll be ok. Just do your best in there.' printed in black ink.
White 'Not dishwasher safe' Me: You'll be OK. Just do your best in there. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'Chef was cute would eat here again.' With 5 individual star graphics printed in black ink
White Chef was cute. Would eat here again. Five stars kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with printed text 'I just remembered the sheets and duvet cover are still in the washer. At this point, I might as well just rent a hotel room for the night rather than deal with all of that.' printed in black ink.
White I just remembered the sheets and duvet cover are still in the washer. At this point, I might as well just rent a hotel room for the night rather than deal with all of that. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with the text 'My toxic trait is seeing if food that I already know hurts my stomach will hurt my stomach again this time.' printed in black ink.
White My toxic trait is seeing if food that I already know hurts my stomach will hurt my stomach again this time. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with the text 'Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to GTFO of my way.' printed in black ink.
White Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to GTFO of my way. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with the text 'The day I can shout, "Where's my phone?" and it replies, "Down here in the couch!" Then I'll believe it's actually smart.' printed in black ink.
White The day I can shout, "Where's my phone?" and it replies, "Down here in the couch!" Then I'll believe it actually is smart kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
White towel with the text 'Live. Laugh. Loaf.' printed in black ink with graphic image of a capybara.
White Live. Laugh. Loaf. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with the text 'Wouldn't it be wild if you were murdered and some girl skips your dateline episode because it's boring?' printed in black ink.
White Wouldn't it be wild if you were murdered and some girl skips your Dateline episode because it's boring? kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White towel with the text 'When I said I was cleaning, I mean't I was polishing off a bottle of wine.' printed in black ink.
White When I said I was cleaning, I meant that I was polishing off a bottle of wine kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White I accidentally knocked over a plant in my kitchen, but my cat saw me do it so I had to spray myself with water to show that the law applies to everyone. kitchen tea towel with hanger
White I accidentally knocked over a plant in my kitchen, but my cat saw me do it so I had to spray myself with water to show that the law applies to everyone. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White The answer might not be at the bottom of a wine glass, but shouldn't we at least check? kitchen tea towel with hanger
White The answer might not be at the bottom of a wine glass, but shouldn't we at least check? kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
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White I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. kitchen tea towel with hanger
White I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. kitchen tea towel with hanger
$14.00
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect - white kitchen tea towel
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00