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I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills - white kitchen tea towel

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She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't - white kitchen tea towel

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Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it - white kitchen tea towel

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When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends - white kitchen tea towel

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I want my 12 year old to understand the importance of honesty but also know that he is 11 when kids eat free kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm not cheap but I'll put back a package - white tea towel

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It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement - white kitchen tea towel

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sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm not like guac cause l'm extra. I'm like guac because I'm good at a party for like 30 minutes, but then I just turn weird and no one knows what to do with me - white funny kitchen towel

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Is it just me, or does anyone else go back to the kitchen they just cleaned to admire it?- white funny kitchen towel

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I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking. Eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius. - white funny kitchen towel

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I'm at the age where clubbin' means eating a sandwich - white kitchen tea towel

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yay! butter! - white kitchen tea towel

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I was told there would be drinking - white kitchen tea towel

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time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze - white kitchen tea towel

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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask? - white kitchen tea towel

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me too salsa, me too - white kitchen tea towel

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Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend - white kitchen towel

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I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware - white kitchen tea towel

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I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job - white kitchen tea towel

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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between - white kitchen tea towel

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This actually is my first rodeo - white kitchen tea towel

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The pillsbury doughboy is my spirit animal - white kitchen tea towel

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Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse? - white kitchen tea towel

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