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Until you have a dog you do not understand what could actually be eaten | Kitchen tea towel

$13.00

The key to looking fabulous is looking like sh*t most of the time so it's more of a surprise 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

brunch money zipper pouch

$11.00

I own you | vinyl stickers

$3.75

I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks. RBG kraft notebook

$5.00

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East". - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

It's ok to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights?

$13.00

The adult version of head, shoulders, knees, and toes, is the wallet, glasses, keys, and phone - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

I love it when my dog is on guard, but not in full bark mode yet kitchen tea towel

$13.00

So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.

$13.00

I don't always have time to clean the house. But when I do, I don't. kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I understand being a responsible adult, but like, every day? Doesn't that seem a little excessive? | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think THEY ARE GOING TO FIND ME NAKED - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

Me wrapping the first gift: Ooh pretty paper! I just love this time of year. Fa la la la la. Me wrapping the 26th gift: You people don't deserve bows kitchen tea towel

$13.00

Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese kitchen tea towel

$13.00

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Thank you craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby. Cork Coaster

$5.00

After fiver minutes at the gym, I've decided I wanted to work on my personality instead - Everyday bag

$16.95

I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

$13.00

Please hesitate to contact me. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

"Anyone who says you can't take it with you has never seen me pack." Dolly Parton. list pad

$6.50

I am retired in the sense that yesterday I was tired, and I am tired again today 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

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