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Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
$13.00
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
$13.00
Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
$13.00
My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
$6.50
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
$13.00
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
$13.00
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
$6.50
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
$11.00
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
$13.00
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
$13.00
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
$13.00
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
$13.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
$6.50
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
$13.00
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
$13.00