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Friend: I like your lipgloss. Me: Thanks, it's bacon grease. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I'm super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel

$13.00

me too salsa, me too

$13.00

I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie

$22.00

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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel

$13.00

Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.

$13.00

I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me

$13.00

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

$13.00

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

$13.00

she believed she could but she was really tired so she didn't zipper pouch

$11.00

yesterday's eyeliner can be today's smoky eye if you believe in yourself zipper pouch

$11.00

I thought I liked coffee. Turns out I like creamer. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

hello gorgeous zipper pouch

$11.00

I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?

$13.00

I accidentally used my mom's fabric scissors and now the cops are here zipper pouch

$11.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel

$13.00

Are we still going? My attempt to cancel plans 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.

$13.00

I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Grocery List Avoid everyone I know, milk, eggs list pad

$6.50

Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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