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She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.

$13.00

Friend: I like your lipgloss. Me: Thanks, it's bacon grease. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.50

I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins

$6.50

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I thought I liked coffee. Turns out I like creamer. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.50

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Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

I accidentally used my mom's fabric scissors and now the cops are here zipper pouch

$11.00

me too salsa, me too

$13.00

I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."

$6.50

Canvas makeup bag printed with "hello gorgeous" in black text.

Hello Gorgeous | Makeup Bag

$11.00

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

$13.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel

$13.00

she believed she could but she was really tired so she didn't zipper pouch

$11.00

Are we still going? My attempt to cancel plans 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.50

Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.

$13.00

yesterday's eyeliner can be today's smoky eye if you believe in yourself zipper pouch

$11.00

I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me

$13.00

Boss: you should have been here at 8. Me: Why what happened at 8? 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.50

Pretty rude that it's not Friday, but OK 100 sheet sticky note pad

$5.50

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

$13.00

Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel

$13.00

Grocery List Avoid everyone I know, milk, eggs list pad

$6.50

I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?

$13.00

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