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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me? - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

New Hampshire

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Massachusetts kitchen tea towel

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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer - white kitchen tea towel

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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one kitchen tea towel

$13.00

Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I like to play a game called nap roulette - white kitchen tea towel

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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie - white kitchen tea towel

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Cat butts - white kitchen tea towel

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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler - white kitchen tea towel

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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names - white kitchen tea towel

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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

North Dakota

$13.00

Hawaii

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Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I always compare my husband to Bradley Cooper. I tell him you're nothing like Bradley Cooper funny kitchen towel

$13.00

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