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I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.

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I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? 100% soy wax candles

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? - white kitchen tea towel

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

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I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up. kraft notebook

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I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud - white kitchen tea towel

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I listen to all these songs about being a badass bitch, and then here I am just wiping butts and passing out fruit snacks.

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I live in fear of the day my kid asks, "Where are all my other drawings?"

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I live in fear of the day my kid asks, "Where are all my other drawings?" - white kitchen tea towel

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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food - white kitchen tea towel

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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.

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I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins

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I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing - white kitchen tea towel

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