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Cocktail Napkins

Our Cocktail Napkins celebrate the conversations that start with one drink and somehow end three hours later. Printed with clever humor, relatable truths, and a touch of sass, they're the perfect addition to cocktail parties, hostess gifts, girls' nights, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed laugh.

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Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins

Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins

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My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins

My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins

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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Cocktail Napkins

I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Cocktail Napkins

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When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins

If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins

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They say 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, but the older I get, the more 9pm is the new midnight. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

They say 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, but the older I get, the more 9pm is the new midnight. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver. Cocktail Napkins

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver. Cocktail Napkins

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I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins

I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins

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White 3-ply cocktail napkin printed in black with "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

Dreaming of a White Christmas, but I'll Drink the Red | Cocktail Napkins

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After I say "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story.

After I say "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story.

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Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

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They should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people. Cocktail Napkins

They should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people. Cocktail Napkins

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I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins

I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins

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I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins

I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda."

In Grandma's Day, There Was Cocaine in the Soda | Cocktail Napkins

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I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins

I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins

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I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."

I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."

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This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins

This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins

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Me eating: My white shirt: Let me taste it Cocktail napkins

Me eating: My white shirt: Let me taste it Cocktail napkins

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I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could Cocktail napkins

I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could Cocktail napkins

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