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I used to be an athlete. Now my watch congratulates me for standing up 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins

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If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad

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I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad

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Self discipline is tough because I'm the boss of me and that lady runs a real loose ship 100 sheet sticky note pad

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How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I'm super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins

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We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today list pad

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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth

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I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Friend: I like your lipgloss. Me: Thanks, it's bacon grease. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins

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I thought I liked coffee. Turns out I like creamer. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

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I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."

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Are we still going? My attempt to cancel plans 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Boss: you should have been here at 8. Me: Why what happened at 8? 100 sheet sticky note pad

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