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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
$13.00
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
$13.00
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
$13.00
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
$11.00
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
$11.00
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
$13.00
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
$13.00
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
$13.00
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
$13.00
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
$13.00
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
$13.00
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
$11.00
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
$13.00
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
$13.00
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
$13.00
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
$13.00
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
$13.00
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
$11.00
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
$13.00
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
$13.00
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
$13.00