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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
$13.00
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
$13.00
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
$13.00
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
$13.00
But did you die kitchen tea towel
But did you die kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel
Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel
$13.00
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
$13.00
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
$13.00
cat butts
cat butts
$13.00
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
$13.00
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
$13.00
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
$13.00
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
$13.00
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
$13.00
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
$13.00
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
$13.00
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
$13.00
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
$13.00
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
$13.00
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
$13.00
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
$13.00
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
$13.00
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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