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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
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welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
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In dog beers, I've only had one.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
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Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking. kitchen tea towel
Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking. kitchen tea towel
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people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.
people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.
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What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
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Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
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Real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine kitchen tea towel
Real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine kitchen tea towel
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Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. What are you even doing in the kitchen right now kitchen towel
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. What are you even doing in the kitchen right now kitchen towel
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I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
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I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel
I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel
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We keep tongs in the drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer
We keep tongs in the drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer
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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between kitchen tea towel
I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between kitchen tea towel
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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax kitchen tea towel
Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax kitchen tea towel
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Notorious RBG
Notorious RBG
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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets kitchen tea towel
I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets kitchen tea towel
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Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today funny kitchen towel
Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today funny kitchen towel
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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
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I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
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Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life
Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life
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I wish I had the confidence of a bay leaf just strolling into every recipe doing absolutely nothing kitchen tea towel
I wish I had the confidence of a bay leaf just strolling into every recipe doing absolutely nothing kitchen tea towel
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I don't have a favorite kid, but there's one I try extra hard not to wake up - kitchen tea towel
I don't have a favorite kid, but there's one I try extra hard not to wake up - kitchen tea towel
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
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Woman: "Aww he's so cute!" Me: "Thanks he's a rescue." Husband: "You have to stop telling people that!" kitchen tea towel
Woman: "Aww he's so cute!" Me: "Thanks he's a rescue." Husband: "You have to stop telling people that!" kitchen tea towel
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