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I'm not like guac cause l'm extra. I'm like guac because I'm good at a party for like 30 minutes, but then I just turn weird and no one knows what to do with me - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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Natural kitchen towel with printed text 'I'm not saying that I'm the glue that holds the family together, but I am the only one who knows where the glue is.' printed in black ink.

I'm not saying that I'm the glue that holds the family together, but I am the only one who knows where the glue is. natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster

$5.00

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I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but you're a good mom. Those kids are just bad. They probably got it from their dad. - kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.

$13.00

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.

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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver. Cork Coaster

$5.00

I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes funny kitchen towel

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I'm so glad that I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Colorful sticker with humorous text bubbles of a conversation between a piece of pizza and a pineapple that reads 'I'm sorry we have to sneak around, but so many people don't think we belong together ' on a white and blue background.

I'm sorry we have to sneak around, but so many people don't think we belong together die cut sticker

$3.75

I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.

$13.00

I've been single for awhile now, and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one. kraft notebook

$5.00

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I've faced more peer pressure to eat protein in adulthood than I ever did to take drugs as a teenager. natural kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I've got the brunchies Cork Coaster

$5.00

I've loss less than a pound on my five-year long diet. #progressnotperfection kraft notebook

$5.00

Idaho

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Idaho - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today - white kitchen tea towels

$14.00

If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.

$13.00

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