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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.

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I don't have a favorite kid, but there's one I try extra hard not to wake up - kitchen tea towel

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I don't have a favorite kid, but there's one I try extra hard not to wake up white kitchen tea towel

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I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant - white kitchen tea towel

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I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.

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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two - white kitchen tea towel

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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.

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I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could funny kitchen towel

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I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could. - white kitchen tea towel

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I don’t minds the calories from alcohol, but when it comes to food I'm like, "is it worth it? Can I work it? Can I put my thing down flip it and reverse it?" kraft notebook

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I either give too many shits, or no shits at all - white kitchen tea towel

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I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.

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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between - white kitchen tea towel

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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between kitchen tea towel

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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food when they drop it on the floor Cork Coaster

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I fully intend to read all the books I've purchased, and I'm on track to do so by my 632nd birthday | 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

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I had a dream that the grocery store sold SUV's and I rang one up as a bell pepper at self checkout - white funny kitchen towel

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I had a dream that the grocery store sold SUV's and I rang one up as a bell pepper at self checkout kitchen tea towel

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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack

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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack - white kitchen tea towel

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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos - white kitchen tea towel

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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.

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I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel

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I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel

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