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White Funny Tea Towels

Our bestselling tea towels in white, with the same funny, quirky messages you can't get enough of. Sewn in India and printed in our Michigan warehouse, these white tea towels feature a loop for convenient hanging for whenever you need a good chuckle.

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Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- white kitchen tea towel

Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- white kitchen tea towel

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White I hate it when people are around when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, can I get some privacy here? kitchen tea towel with hanger

White I hate it when people are around when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, can I get some privacy here? kitchen tea towel with hanger

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Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people -white kitchen tea towel

Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people -white kitchen tea towel

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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax - white funny kitchen towel

Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax - white funny kitchen towel

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Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback - white kitchen tea towel

Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback - white kitchen tea towel

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Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there. - white kitchen tea towels

Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there. - white kitchen tea towels

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White Some women binge murder podcasts and then look you square in the eye and say, "I'm having a lot of anxiety today." It's me. I'm some women. kitchen tea towel with hanger

White Some women binge murder podcasts and then look you square in the eye and say, "I'm having a lot of anxiety today." It's me. I'm some women. kitchen tea towel with hanger

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I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night - white kitchen tea towel

I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night - white kitchen tea towel

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I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader? - white kitchen tea towel

I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader? - white kitchen tea towel

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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before - white kitchen tea towel

As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver - white kitchen tea towel

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver - white kitchen tea towel

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White Flour company: I know, let's put it in a paper bag that's not completely sealed at the bottom kitchen tea towel with hanger

White Flour company: I know, let's put it in a paper bag that's not completely sealed at the bottom kitchen tea towel with hanger

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Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into - white funny kitchen towel

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into - white funny kitchen towel

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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. white kitchen tea towel

Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. white kitchen tea towel

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There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think THEY ARE GOING TO FIND ME NAKED - white funny kitchen towel

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think THEY ARE GOING TO FIND ME NAKED - white funny kitchen towel

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White Husband: are you still mad? Me: nope. Husband: I love you. Me: Good for you kitchen tea towel with hanger

White Husband: are you still mad? Me: nope. Husband: I love you. Me: Good for you kitchen tea towel with hanger

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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East". - white kitchen tea towel

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East". - white kitchen tea towel

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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food - white kitchen tea towel

I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food - white kitchen tea towel

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Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly - white kitchen tea towel

Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly - white kitchen tea towel

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Real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine - white kitchen tea towel

Real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine - white kitchen tea towel

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I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing - white kitchen tea towel

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing - white kitchen tea towel

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Stove for display only - white kitchen tea towel

Stove for display only - white kitchen tea towel

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If you have ever done me wrong, just know my hairstylist knows, won't ever forget, and probably doesn't like you - white funny kitchen towel

If you have ever done me wrong, just know my hairstylist knows, won't ever forget, and probably doesn't like you - white funny kitchen towel

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White It finally happened. Someone just asked me where the library was in Spanish. I've been training for this since the ninth grade. kitchen tea towel with hanger

White It finally happened. Someone just asked me where the library was in Spanish. I've been training for this since the ninth grade. kitchen tea towel with hanger

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