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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me - white kitchen tea towel

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When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm just going to wear what I want this summer and if you think I look chubby, well so do I - white kitchen tea towel

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Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me? - white kitchen tea towel

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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is - white kitchen tea towel

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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?" - white kitchen tea towel

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Until you have a dog you do not understand what could actually be eaten - white Kitchen tea towel

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I want my 12 year old to understand the importance of honesty but also know that he is 11 when kids eat free kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel

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I wish I had the confidence of a bay leaf just strolling into every recipe doing absolutely nothing - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm not cheap but I'll put back a package - white tea towel

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I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with - white kitchen tea towel

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Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback - white kitchen tea towel

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It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement - white kitchen tea towel

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The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls. - white kitchen tea towel

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Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there. - white kitchen tea towels

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't - white kitchen tea towel

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? - white kitchen tea towel

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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce - white kitchen tea towel

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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store - white kitchen tea towel

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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer. - white kitchen tea towel

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sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver - white kitchen tea towel

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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. white kitchen tea towel

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