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White Funny Tea Towels

Our bestselling tea towels in white, with the same funny, quirky messages you can't get enough of. Sewn in India and printed in our Michigan warehouse, these white tea towels feature a loop for convenient hanging for whenever you need a good chuckle.

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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd white kitchen tea towel

Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd white kitchen tea towel

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I wish I had the confidence of a bay leaf just strolling into every recipe doing absolutely nothing - white kitchen tea towel

I wish I had the confidence of a bay leaf just strolling into every recipe doing absolutely nothing - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day. - white funny kitchen towel

I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day. - white funny kitchen towel

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If my kids knew there was a light in the oven they'd leave that on too - white funny kitchen towel

If my kids knew there was a light in the oven they'd leave that on too - white funny kitchen towel

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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one - white funny kitchen towel

I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one - white funny kitchen towel

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I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could. - white kitchen tea towel

I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could. - white kitchen tea towel

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Cat hair. a condiment and an accessory - white kitchen tea towel

Cat hair. a condiment and an accessory - white kitchen tea towel

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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy. - white kitchen tea towel

I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy. - white kitchen tea towel

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Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles? - white kitchen tea towel

Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles? - white kitchen tea towel

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part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk - white kitchen tea towel

part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk - white kitchen tea towel

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One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny white kitchen tea towel

One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny white kitchen tea towel

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues - white kitchen tea towels

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues - white kitchen tea towels

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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie. - white kitchen tea towel

Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie. - white kitchen tea towel

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Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet - white kitchen tea towel

Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet - white kitchen tea towel

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We keep tongs in the drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer - white kitchen tea towel

We keep tongs in the drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer - white kitchen tea towel

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dog hair. a condiment and an accessory - white kitchen tea towel

dog hair. a condiment and an accessory - white kitchen tea towel

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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!" - white kitchen tea towel

I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!" - white kitchen tea towel

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they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people - white kitchen tea towel

they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people - white kitchen tea towel

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So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does - white kitchen tea towel

So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does - white kitchen tea towel

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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is - white kitchen tea towel

I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is - white kitchen tea towel

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Why don't they make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory - white kitchen tea towel

Why don't they make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory - white kitchen tea towel

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I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with - white kitchen tea towel

I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with - white kitchen tea towel

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Nobody lies harder than a dog pretending he hasn't eaten yet - white funny kitchen towel

Nobody lies harder than a dog pretending he hasn't eaten yet - white funny kitchen towel

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If you drink a bottle of wine before walking your dog, it sort of feels like he's helping you solve a crime - white funny kitchen towel

If you drink a bottle of wine before walking your dog, it sort of feels like he's helping you solve a crime - white funny kitchen towel

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