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Cocktail Napkins

Our Cocktail Napkins celebrate the conversations that start with one drink and somehow end three hours later. Printed with clever humor, relatable truths, and a touch of sass, they're the perfect addition to cocktail parties, hostess gifts, girls' nights, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed laugh.

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White cocktail napkin with the text 'Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.' printed in black ink.

Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking. Cocktail Napkins

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Blue cheese stuffed olives are my love language. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

Blue cheese stuffed olives are my love language. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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White cocktail napkin with the text 'Bartender was cute. Would drink here again.' in black ink.

Bartender was cute. Would drink here again. 5 stars. Cocktail Napkins

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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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White cocktail napkin with the text 'When I said I was cleaning, I mean't I was polishing off a bottle of wine.' in black ink.

When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off a bottle of wine. Cocktail Napkins

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I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins

I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins

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I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins

I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins

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I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins

I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins

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A collection of white cocktail napkins with black text, stating 'Part of me says, I should stop drinking like this.' but the other part of me says, 'Don't listen to her, she's drunk.

Don't Listen to Her, She's Drunk | Cocktail Napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkin printed in black with "Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning."

I Drink Like I Don't Have Work in the Morning | Cocktail Napkins

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This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins

This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends."

When I Saw You Drinking Wine, I Knew We'd Be Friends | Cocktail Napkins

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I put the cute in charcuterie. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

I put the cute in charcuterie. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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WHY IS THE BLOODY MARY THE ONLY DRINK THAT'S SERVED WITH A FOOD GARNISH? I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TACO ON MY MARGARITA. Cocktail Napkins

WHY IS THE BLOODY MARY THE ONLY DRINK THAT'S SERVED WITH A FOOD GARNISH? I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TACO ON MY MARGARITA. Cocktail Napkins

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So, like, what exactly is the point of a wine stopper? Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

So, like, what exactly is the point of a wine stopper? Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending You up? texts at 2:30 in the afternoon."

Mimosas Are Nothing but Trouble | Cocktail Napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend."
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How to Turn Water Into Wine? Asking for a Friend | Cocktail Napkins

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Stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkin printed in black with "Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd."

Wined and Dined? I'd Rather Be Margarita'd and Queso'd | Cocktail Napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do."
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My Body Asked for Water, I Gave It Wine | Cocktail Napkins

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I can literally be texting you at 10:27 pm and be asleep by 10:27:42. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

I can literally be texting you at 10:27 pm and be asleep by 10:27:42. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.

If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.

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I'm not slurring my words. I'm speaking in cursive. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

I'm not slurring my words. I'm speaking in cursive. Fancy Pants Cocktail Napkins

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Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins

Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins

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A stack of white 3-ply cocktail napkins printed in black with "Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa."

This Is a Service Mimosa | Cocktail Napkins

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