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Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins

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Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins

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Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins

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Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins

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When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins

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My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins

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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins

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Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins

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If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.

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After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad

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My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad

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Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins

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There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad

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Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad

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Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins

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My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins

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Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect 100 sheet sticky note pad

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I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad

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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax. 100 sheet sticky note pad

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