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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
$13.00
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch
The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch
$11.00
I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch
I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch
$11.00
part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people
they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people
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I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch
I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch
$11.00
I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch
I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch
$11.00
stove for display only kitchen tea towel
stove for display only kitchen tea towel
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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch
I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
What did people do before chapstick? Just die? zipper pouch
What did people do before chapstick? Just die? zipper pouch
$11.00
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch
$11.00
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
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