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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"

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fries before guys

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Go ahead, have another lush.

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grow where you're planted.

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guacamole is my safe word

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happy girls are the prettiest girls.

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hot mess

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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.

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I've got 99 problems but a dish ain't one.

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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.

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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.

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I know, right !?

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I like doing hoodrat stuff with my friends.

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I only drink this much to make up for lost time when I was pregnant.

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I was told there would be drinking.

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I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my Facebook page.

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

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I'm not hungover. I have the wine flu.

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I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.

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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.

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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.

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I'm pretty sure even the IRS is starting to feel bad about how long I've been single.

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