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dashing through merlot
dashing through merlot
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Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
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dude, auto correct-stop trying to fix my curse words, for ducks sake!
dude, auto correct-stop trying to fix my curse words, for ducks sake!
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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
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Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
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Gangster wrapper
Gangster wrapper
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guacamole is my safe word
guacamole is my safe word
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
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I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between.
I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between.
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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
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