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Those of you quarantined without kids, how is it? Are there naps? Can you just do what you want all day? Talk dirty to me.
Those of you quarantined without kids, how is it? Are there naps? Can you just do what you want all day? Talk dirty to me.
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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
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One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
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Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights?
Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights?
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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
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I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
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I like to play a game called nap roulette. It's where I take a nap, but don't set an alarm. Will it be a 30 minute nap? A 4 hour nap? Nobody knows. But it's risky. And I like it.
I like to play a game called nap roulette. It's where I take a nap, but don't set an alarm. Will it be a 30 minute nap? A 4 hour nap? Nobody knows. But it's risky. And I like it.
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The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
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Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
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Mean girls been social distancing since 2004, you can't sit with us
Mean girls been social distancing since 2004, you can't sit with us
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So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.
So, I guess it's finally time to figure out what this stove-thingy actually does.
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Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life
Meanwhile, my dog is living his best life
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I'm just gonna go lay on an empty Costco shelf in case anyone is looking for a snack.
I'm just gonna go lay on an empty Costco shelf in case anyone is looking for a snack.
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Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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When you stop believing in Santa, you get socks and underwear
When you stop believing in Santa, you get socks and underwear
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When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
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My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
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