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Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?

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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.

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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.

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but did you die

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cat butts

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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.

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coffee and wine are like my life coaches

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coffee before talkie

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Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.

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dashing through merlot

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Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?

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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell

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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?

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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.

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dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.

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dude, auto correct-stop trying to fix my curse words, for ducks sake!

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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie

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eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet

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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.

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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"

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Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.

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Gangster wrapper

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guacamole is my safe word

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