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guacamole is my safe word
guacamole is my safe word
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
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I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox
I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
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I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.
I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.
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If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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In dog beers, I've only had one.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
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let the beet drop
let the beet drop
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Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
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Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
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Na'mastay in bed
Na'mastay in bed
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Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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oh kale yeah!
oh kale yeah!
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