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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
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Gangster wrapper
Gangster wrapper
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guacamole is my safe word
guacamole is my safe word
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
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I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between.
I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
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I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox like, "Sorry the wheat thins are stale. That's what happens when you leave the box open. Love mom"
I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox like, "Sorry the wheat thins are stale. That's what happens when you leave the box open. Love mom"
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I was told there would be drinking.
I was told there would be drinking.
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
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I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.
I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.
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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
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If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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