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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
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coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
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so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
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dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
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Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
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What if a soy latte is just a regular latte introducing itself in Spanish? kitchen tea towel
What if a soy latte is just a regular latte introducing itself in Spanish? kitchen tea towel
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
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I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
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Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
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When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
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My Birthstone is a block of cheese kitchen tea towel
My Birthstone is a block of cheese kitchen tea towel
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
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Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
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