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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
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Christmas Egg Nog Mistletoe Favorite Things Kitchen Towel
Christmas Egg Nog Mistletoe Favorite Things Kitchen Towel
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
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When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
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I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
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Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
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me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
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Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
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I'm just going to wear what I want this summer and if you think I look chubby, well so do I.
I'm just going to wear what I want this summer and if you think I look chubby, well so do I.
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