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I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
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I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox
I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox
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I like to play a game called nap roulette. It's where I take a nap, but don't set an alarm. Will it be a 30 minute nap? A 4 hour nap? Nobody knows. But it's risky. And I like it.
I like to play a game called nap roulette. It's where I take a nap, but don't set an alarm. Will it be a 30 minute nap? A 4 hour nap? Nobody knows. But it's risky. And I like it.
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I was told there would be drinking.
I was told there would be drinking.
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
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I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.
I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.
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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
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If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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In dog beers, I've only had one.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.
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kinda classy. kinda hood.
kinda classy. kinda hood.
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let the beet drop
let the beet drop
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Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
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Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
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My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
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Na'mastay in bed
Na'mastay in bed
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Never trust anyone who can spell gonorrhea right on the first try.
Never trust anyone who can spell gonorrhea right on the first try.
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