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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
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I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren, is that they take their feet off our necks.
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
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I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between.
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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom.
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I just want to let you know that if you ever need a plant killed, I'm the person for the job.
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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
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I like to play a game called nap roulette.
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I need to social distance from the kitchen. I tested positive for a big ass.
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I said you were the good kind of fat!
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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
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I still cook my Tukey the old-fashioned way. I let my mom do it.
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I was told there would be drinking.
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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