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red poppies
red poppies
$12.00
some days should come with a warning: today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.
some days should come with a warning: today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.
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sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
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talk to me goose.
talk to me goose.
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tea party in session. i said "pinkies up" bitches.
tea party in session. i said "pinkies up" bitches.
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Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
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mom, I have a papercut. cool, you were 9 pounds at birth
mom, I have a papercut. cool, you were 9 pounds at birth
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the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
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I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox like, "Sorry the wheat thins are stale. That's what happens when you leave the box open. Love, Mom"
I like to leave little notes in my kids lunchbox like, "Sorry the wheat thins are stale. That's what happens when you leave the box open. Love, Mom"
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the pillsbury dougboy is my spirit animal
the pillsbury dougboy is my spirit animal
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What I say, "Get in the car". What my kids hear "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
What I say, "Get in the car". What my kids hear "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
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Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
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this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
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white claw is the new black
white claw is the new black
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time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
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Does anyone know what page of the bible turns water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know what page of the bible turns water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
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eat a salad they say, it's healthy. you know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
eat a salad they say, it's healthy. you know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
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up north girl
up north girl
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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when I ask for directions, please don't use words like East
when I ask for directions, please don't use words like East
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Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.
Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.
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welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
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whatever. I'll just date myself.
whatever. I'll just date myself.
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