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ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
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She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
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Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
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I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
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me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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No one is more full of shit than the mom who says maybe. kitchen tea towel
No one is more full of shit than the mom who says maybe. kitchen tea towel
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
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I become a different person when the grocery store rearranges the aisles, and not in a good way. It's more like a 'might fight the manager' way Kitchen Tea Towels
I become a different person when the grocery store rearranges the aisles, and not in a good way. It's more like a 'might fight the manager' way Kitchen Tea Towels
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There are two types of people in the world - those who like white lights, and those who like colored lights, and they marry each other Kitchen Tea Towels
There are two types of people in the world - those who like white lights, and those who like colored lights, and they marry each other Kitchen Tea Towels
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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one kitchen tea towel
I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one kitchen tea towel
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Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
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I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel
I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel
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Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel
Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel
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Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel
Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel
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sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
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But did you die kitchen tea towel
But did you die kitchen tea towel
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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
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the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
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My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
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