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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
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me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
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ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
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Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
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I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel
I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
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One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
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Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
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