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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
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cat butts
cat butts
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
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There should be a 'take a friend to work day' so we can see what our friends actually do all day and meet the characters from their work stories. kitchen tea towel
There should be a 'take a friend to work day' so we can see what our friends actually do all day and meet the characters from their work stories. kitchen tea towel
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
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I understand being a responsible adult, but like everyday? Doesn't that seem a bit excessive? kitchen tea towel
I understand being a responsible adult, but like everyday? Doesn't that seem a bit excessive? kitchen tea towel
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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
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It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
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One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
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Be the person your dog thinks you are
Be the person your dog thinks you are
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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
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