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this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow

this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow

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time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.

time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.

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up north girl

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Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.

Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.

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welcome to the shit show

welcome to the shit show

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Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?

Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?

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What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."

What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."

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whatever. I'll just date myself.

whatever. I'll just date myself.

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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".

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When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer

When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer

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When you stop believing in Santa, you get socks and underwear

When you stop believing in Santa, you get socks and underwear

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White claw is the new black

White claw is the new black

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Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights?

Why does cooking take 3 hours, eating take 5 seconds, and doing the dishes take 7 long days and 7 long nights?

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winner = wine + dinner

winner = wine + dinner

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yay! butter!

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You want vermouth? You can't handle vermouth.

You want vermouth? You can't handle vermouth.

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