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tea party in session. i said "pinkies up" bitches.

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some days should come with a warning: today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

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I was told there would be drinking.

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yay! butter!

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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.

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coffee and wine are like my life coaches

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I'm on my "cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.

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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me

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winner = wine + dinner

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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.

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people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.

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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"

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If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.

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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

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kinda classy. kinda hood.

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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?

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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.

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real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine.

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cat butts

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the pillsbury doughboy is my spirit animal

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but did you die

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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets.

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Nobody puts baby in a corner.

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dashing through merlot

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