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I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
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It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are
Be the person your dog thinks you are
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One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
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Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
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She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
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Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
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