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White Funny Tea Towels

Our bestselling tea towels in white, with the same funny, quirky messages you can't get enough of. Sewn in India and printed in our Michigan warehouse, these white tea towels feature a loop for convenient hanging for whenever you need a good chuckle.

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Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking. - white funny kitchen towel

Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking. - white funny kitchen towel

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Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol - white kitchen tea towel

Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol - white kitchen tea towel

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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie - white kitchen tea towel

Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie - white kitchen tea towel

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When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer - white kitchen tea towel

When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer - white kitchen tea towel

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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon -white kitchen tea towel

I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon -white kitchen tea towel

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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait. - white kitchen tea towel

Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait. - white kitchen tea towel

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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me - white kitchen tea towel

I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me - white kitchen tea towel

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My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad - white kitchen tea towel

My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad - white kitchen tea towel

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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous - white kitchen tea towel

I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous - white kitchen tea towel

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Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler - white kitchen tea towel

Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler - white kitchen tea towel

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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa - white kitchen tea towel

Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa - white kitchen tea towel

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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me - white kitchen tea towel

I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me - white kitchen tea towel

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No one is more full of shit than the mom who says maybe - white funny kitchen towel

No one is more full of shit than the mom who says maybe - white funny kitchen towel

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Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese - white funny kitchen towel

Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese - white funny kitchen towel

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Do you blow on your food when it's hot, or do you just hasafashasfsas till you can chew it - white funny kitchen towel

Do you blow on your food when it's hot, or do you just hasafashasfsas till you can chew it - white funny kitchen towel

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My birthstone is a block of cheese - white funny kitchen towel

My birthstone is a block of cheese - white funny kitchen towel

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coffee and wine are like my life coaches - white kitchen tea towel

coffee and wine are like my life coaches - white kitchen tea towel

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I like to play a game called nap roulette - white kitchen tea towel

I like to play a game called nap roulette - white kitchen tea towel

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Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know? - white kitchen tea towel

Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know? - white kitchen tea towel

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But did you die kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel

But did you die kitchen tea towel - white kitchen tea towel

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who like white lights, and those who like colored lights. And they marry each other - white funny kitchen towel

There are two types of people in the world. Those who like white lights, and those who like colored lights. And they marry each other - white funny kitchen towel

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My children are so helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead - white funny kitchen towel

My children are so helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead - white funny kitchen towel

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Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today - white kitchen tea towel

Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today - white kitchen tea towel

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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want - white kitchen tea towel

Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want - white kitchen tea towel

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